Patton Oswalt

Rainbow Dash’s old pal Quibble Pants needs help to bond with the daughter of his new special friend because, like Dash, she’s a real sports pony.

Selina and team head to South Carolina, where she seeks an endorsement from a key leader. Gary gets a long-awaited promotion, while Marjorie excels in her new role.

In the run-up to the first debate, Selina makes a novel campaign proposal. Comments by Jonah create blowback. Dan and Amy take a road trip.

At an Aspen retreat for rich donors, Selina deals with potential adversaries and allies. Amy’s behavior raises Gary’s suspicions.

When Son starts looking to his teacher as a father figure, Blark becomes jealous and builds an elaborate school in their house where he can be Son’s teacher.

Selina evaluates her past and present campaigns. Jonah’s personal life sparks interest among the press. Amy makes an important decision.

When someone attempts to assassinate Battle Creek’s mayor during the annual “Breakfast Day” celebration, Russ and Milt must protect the unorthodox politician while trying to track down the attacker.

Shake takes on the greatest role of his life: that of a father.

President Meyer travels to Iran, where an American reporter is being detained.

Selina and her staff scramble to avert a major internal crisis; Amy is angry with a new advisor.

In order to appear on a successful kids show, Nom Nom must complete anger management- with Grizz as his therapist.

Rebecca convinces Paula, Heather and Valencia to participate in a séance after making a spooky discovery. Darryl takes his parenting duties to an extreme, while Nathaniel is determined to prove…

Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine’s new relationship and Kramer’s business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.

Doug and Carrie Heffernan are a couple whose castle is invaded by Doug’s father-in-law, who comes to live with them.

Doug is uneasy when Arthur starts dating Doug’s aunt, especially when the relationship becomes intimate–in his basement.

Doug joins Carrie at a course on the Victorian novel, but can’t get past the second page of ”Jane Eyre”.

Carrie fixes up Spence with a co-worker, and everything is going fine until Doug offers Spence some advice on the relationship.

When a cop who gave Carrie a traffic ticket asks her out on a date, Doug talks her into going out with him until their court date.

Carrie scolds Doug for inviting their pesky neighbors over–until she learns they want to offer their time-share in the Hamptons.

Doug is ecstatic when Arthur moves out of the basement and gets his own apartment following an argument between the two men. But Carrie is saddened by her father’s move…

Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug’s big screen TV is stolen.

Arthur’s inclusion at an outing to a Mets game creates problems for Doug.

In an attempt to get away from Carrie’s friends for Thanksgiving, Doug invites Spence over.

Doug becomes a Big Brother. Which leads him to running a 10K race to support heart disease; Carrie accidentally tells another Doug she loves him.

Doug gets pulled into a water filter scheme thanks to his neighbors.

Doug shows his romantic side as Carrie thinks he has lost it; Arthur serves on a jury.

Doug and Carrie face problems when they try to decide where to go on vacation.

Doug feels the urge for a new car and against Carrie’s advice buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the IPS company are…

Doug and Carrie rush to a friend’s wedding before the bride and groom realize they’re not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.

Doug sets up his sister with Carrie’s boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.

Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon’s birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.

After Deacon and Kelly’s separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie…

During the Palmer’s separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. While there, Carrie runs into a co-worker who seems interested in Kelly….

Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards. Carrie breaks their hearts by telling the truth and rejects the idea of a combined backyard….

Doug’s Uncle Stu asks him to get his son, Danny, a job at IPS. Doug doesn’t want him working there but he doesn’t want to look bad to the family…

Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Spence is left out in the cold…

Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby, that he will take care of all her ”burden,” so he takes on a second job so that they can…

The Heffernans are again thinking about getting pregnant, just four months after Carrie’s miscarriage. But there’s one problem: Arthur. Now that his last friend from the senior center has moved…

Doug thinks he has come up with the perfect birthday gift for Carrie: laser eye surgery. That is until Carrie ends up nearly blind from the operation.

Doug rear-ends Kelly and Deacon’s car and he and Carrie insist that they personally pay for the damage so they can leave the insurance company out of it. But, when…

Now that Arthur is back from the hospital, Carrie thinks that it is a good idea that she and Doug get life insurance. She wants to be sure that Arthur…

As Doug and Carrie’s plane makes an unexpectedly rough landing, Doug takes the only available oxygen mask for himself and doesn’t think twice about Carrie. She is hurt that he…

Carrie’s boss, Pruzan, has his first big case as partner, and Carrie is overwhelmed with work. To complicate matters more, the case involves testimony from a delivery driver and Pruzan…

Carrie gets jealous when Doug’s attention is focused on Spence’s new girlfriend, Becky, a professional chef. It’s not her looks. It’s not her personality, it’s her food! Doug can’t get…

Doug and Carrie find an old, unopened wedding present – a gravy boat – from Doug’s third cousin Ron and his wife Marcia. Little did they know that inside was…

Doug’s parents visit while Carrie’s on a business trip and take over running the house, making Doug feel like a kid again. Also, Arthur tries to strike it rich by…

As his high school reunion approaches, Doug worries that Carrie’s new hairdo will make her look like a librarian, rather than his usually sexy wife. Hoping to show Carrie off…

Mike and Debi, a bright young couple, move in next door to Doug and Carrie. The Heffernans don’t make the greatest first impression as an argument they’re having can be…

Doug and Carrie run into Father McAndrew at the fish market. They exchange pleasantries and as they are parting ways, Father McAndrew tells them that he would love to see…

At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Danny take the blame, and after confessing to a priest,…

Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug’s friends. But when they realize Carrie’s favored couple doesn’t work for Doug, and Doug’s…

Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentines Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Yet, along the way, they run into some…

Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the current mold problem in the house,…

The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with his tail between his legs, goes…

Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn’t want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it. Carrie catches him in the lie…

Carrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was 11, that they still have today, and Doug is 38! Janet admits to Carrie that the dog died,…

The sixth season opens with a newly svelte Doug and a surprisingly jealous Carrie, who just can’t hide her disdain when people constantly compliment her hubby on his weight loss….

Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic weekend away at a resort. Doug and Carrie try to get over an argument they’ve been having, but only make things worse. Deacon finds…

When Arthur handily beats Doug in several games of ping-pong, Doug decides to test his skills on Carrie, but is humiliated when he loses once again. In a desperate attempt…

During a romantic dinner, Doug is inspired to proclaim his love to Carrie. Carrie is taken by his gesture and suggests that they renew their vows. The two find that…

When Doug hears from Carrie that Deacon’s ex-wife wants to reunite with him after a two-year separation, he can’t decide whether or not to give Deacon the heads-up. When Deacon…

Carrie fears that her new gynecologist will drop her as a patient after she recommends Danny do some landscaping for him and Danny overcharges the doctor for the work.

It’s Thanksgiving in the Heffernan household and while Carrie cooks dinner for ten people, Doug lets a stranger into the house to use the phone. He is convinced the stranger…

Doug finds it unbearable working with Carrie when she takes a temporary job at his company during the holidays. Arthur tries to get various friends to pose for a Christmas…

Doug and Carrie run into Doug’s ex-girlfriend Trish at an art gallery. Doug explains to his wife that Trish took their breakup pretty hard. So, against her husband’s wishes, Carrie…

Doug and Deacon’s relationship hits a speed bump when Deacon unknowingly befriends Doug’s grade school archenemy.

Doug sabotages Carrie’s attempts to start hanging out with her co-workers by scaring them off with several crude techniques. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny realize that women like men who take…

What starts out as a valiant effort to win back the heart of Spence’s ex-girlfriend, Denise, quickly goes south as Danny gets a sudden case of lockjaw and the group…

A bedridden Carrie gets Doug to team with Arthur for a shuffleboard tournament, but his skills aren’t to Arthur’s liking. Meanwhile, Carrie pretends to continue being sick so that Holly…

After Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists that she stay with him in the basement until she finds a new place, making Doug realize the benefits of…

In an attempt to go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys, Doug begins to build up credit by taking Carrie to a spa. Meanwhile, after hearing about…

Carrie and Doug have a conflict of interest when Carrie begins to stay late every night at work but it leaves Doug to feel neglected.

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend’s name.

When a fight causes a rift in the Palmer/Heffernan relationship, Doug and Carrie attempt to get back at the Palmers by getting a new couple as friends. When their search…

After ten years of marriage, Doug finds a new love – in the form of designer cologne that Carrie can’t stand, but his scent-ual affair forces Carrie to demonstrate bad…

Carrie uses her extra income to hire a maid, but Doug feels left out and decides to hire his own help in the form of Spence’s mom, Veronica. Soon, Veronica…

Doug decides to pursue a long-abandoned dream to become a bartender, much to Carrie’s angst. Although she starts to warm up the the idea, Doug soon realizes that dreams are…

When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrigno’s, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.

When delivering a package to his old high school, Doug meets his old football coach, and against Carrie’s wishes, begins to return to the school on a regular basis as…

When Deacon snubs his usual boys for a new African-American friend, Doug desperately tries to find his own ”roots” in an attempt to win him back. Meanwhile, Carrie runs her…

While eating at a new cafe with Deacon, Doug manages to agitate their waitress so much that she demands they fight once her shift ends. Meanwhile, Carrie asks Holly to…

A work event in a ballpark skybox leads Carrie, Doug and his buddies out to the game – but when an important client finds fault with Doug, Spence has to…

Doug lures Carrie to a timeshare sales ski weekend where the strength of their relationship is tested under the intense sales pressure. On the same excursion, Spence and Danny feel…

When Doug and Carrie’s neighbor passes away, their grief is quickly replaced by hope when they realize his empty residence could prove to be a profitable investment. In their dash…

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his…

Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.