Joe Wengert

Cameron is in charge of the school’s big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. And with Claire on chaperone duty…

Cameron isn’t ready to conclude his honeymoon with Mitchell after their wedding. Gloria takes Jay to task over his appearance. The Dunphys must ready themselves for the return to school.

At the office holiday party, the Hate Department shows up uninvited. Can Rochelle be the hero her friends need, or will her passion for hate “Die Hard”?

Ambition Gremlin Petra helps a young client advocate for himself. Lionel throws a party to compete with Mona. Alice attends a dinner party to see Dev.

When a cold spreads around the office, nearly all the employees get sick. But will those infected stay home and stop the spread… or continue working?

After Pete shares his feelings with Rochelle, Rochelle must decide if she’s a Lovebug or a Hate Worm — but her decision may have ripple effects.

The Shame Wizards play an office softball game against the Hormone Monsters. Emmy oversteps with Sarah — and Van. Rochelle and Pete finally connect.

Dante’s severed appendage haunts Pete. Lovebug Walter takes a widowed client on a couples’ trip. Gil and Joe exterminate Emmy’s crabs — for a bagel.

Gavin’s identical twin brother, Guyvin, unsettles Lionel the Shame Wizard. Logic Rock Pete wants to tell Rochelle how he feels. Hope comes for a visit.

At Montel’s coming-of-age ceremony, the young Hormone Monster decides to do things their own way. Lovebug Emmy’s new client doesn’t believe in love.

A monster hurricane forces Emmy, Rochelle and their clients to take shelter together. Meanwhile, the main office loses power — and its portals to Earth.

While Maury and friends cheer on a cockfight in the back of the bar, Sonya reveals the torrid, star-crossed story behind her firing.

As Pete and Rochelle help Doug prep for his wedding, Addiction Angel Dante throws a wrench in the plans. Joe and Gil steal one of Maury’s top clients.

Becca’s return to work stirs up confusing emotions, sparking a showdown between her creatures and Barry’s. Connie and Maury set Sonya up on a date.

Rochelle and Petra clash over whether client Nadja should pick a college based on love or ambition. Logic Rock Pete learns his office nickname.

Emmy struggles to help Becca bond with her baby, the Shame Wizard tries to impress his mom, and Connie takes care of Maury’s little fellas for a day.

After one too many romps in the break room, the Hormone Monsters are sent to sensitivity training. Walter takes Emmy on an eye-opening ride-along.

Junior Lovebug Emmy panics when she’s assigned her first client: a woman who’s about to go into labor. Hormone Monster Maury celebrates a big birthday.

When a freak storm gives everyone new superpowers, tensions between Andrew, Nick and friends boil over into an epic showdown.

A provocative school musical unleashes Missy’s inner thespian — and her new Hormone Monstress. The “Queer Eye” Fab Five pay a visit to Coach Steve.

A big standardized test sends everyone into a panic — except for Jay, who just scored an Adderall prescription.

As the friends feverishly swap lists of the hottest kids at school, newcomer Ali stokes the flames by announcing she’s pansexual.

When a shop class mishap inspires a sexist dress code, Jessi rebels, Missy struggles to keep her alter ego in check, and Andrew gets a wake-up call.

Sappy cards. Stupid clichés. And so much pressure. For Andrew, Nick, Jessi and friends, Valentine’s Day is a total freaking minefield.

Douglas agrees to babysit the kids on Valentine’s Day, but when Graham finds himself in a Valentine’s Day emergency and Big Red shows up unannounced, Douglas and Big Red band…

Andrew struggles to blend in after a growth spurt, Nick worries his hormones are out of whack, and Jessi and Jay get a taste of the teen runaway life.

A classmate’s booming bosom sends the boys into a rapture — and leaves the girls with a raging case of insecurity. Coach Steve drops a bombshell.

Coach Steve finally gets his chance to do sex on a lady, Nick and Andrew go on a double date, and Jessi’s rebellious streak leads to big trouble.

An argument in sex ed class turns into a skit-tastic journey through the worlds of Planned Parenthood, contraceptives and STDs.

Jessi and Nick dip into her dad’s stash of edibles, with mind-bending results. Andrew searches for the right moment to break up with Lola.

While helping Greg move into a seedy bachelor complex, the boys and their dads debate what women want — and what it means to be a man.

A school sleepover turns messy as Nick dishes on a makeout session and the Shame Wizard works his miserable magic on the whole class.

After traveling through a magic portal to puberty headquarters, Nick seeks out a new Hormone Monster and Jessi bonds with the Depression Kitty.

As Nick tries to figure out whether he has a shot with Gina, a mortifying encounter with Leah sends Andrew into a spiral of shame.

Nick tries to lighten the mood at the sleepover with a new twist on Truth or Dare. The Shame Wizard meets his match. Jessi vows to change her ways.

Beatrice has an existential crisis; Lillian tries to scheme her way into landing a plot at an exclusive cemetery; Frederick runs for president.

A field trip goes from awkward to mortifying as Jessi navigates the demands of coupledom and gets her first period — inside the Statue of Liberty.

A trailer for a new movie starring The Rock leaves Andrew questioning his sexuality. Jessi and Nick’s budding romance turns ugly fast.

While the boys head to Jay’s for a testosterone-fueled sleepover, Jessi throws a party of her own and gets caught up in mean-girl drama.

Nick drags Andrew into the city to visit an old camp crush, but the day doesn’t go as planned. Jay embarks on an emotional journey with his pillow.

ndrew struggles to keep the Hormone Monster in check as he works with Missy on a science fair project. Jessi and Matthew have fun at Jay’s expense.

As Andrew falls under the spell of the randy Hormone Monster, his buddy Nick becomes obsessed with the lack of changes in his own body.

Andrew tries to drown his sorrows in a sea of porn, only to become hopelessly addicted. Coach Steve becomes a suspect in a murder spree.

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn’t compliment his order.

Nick’s cousin and his wife visit with a very special request, which prompts Schmidt to offer Nick a glimpse into the future. Meanwhile, Winston and Cece shop for a wedding…

Jessica Alba drops by and meets some very interesting characters, including a visit from The King of Cards. Scott travels the country helping women with their sweater woes.