Todd Holland
After Jaye Tyler is convinced by a wax lion to chase after a shiny quarter, she finds herself returning a lost purse to a lady (who instead of thanking her,…
While working another shift, Jaye is approached by a young girl who, after an introduction, tells her that she stole her wallet. As she gives it back to her, Jaye…
Jaye and Eric find a woman in the Barrel, who they discover is a nun that is trying to leave her abbey. A priest comes looking for her to try…
Jaye’s father ends up in the hospital after she helps him collect garbage; the muses instruct Jaye to help an old high-school nemesis.
Jaye and Mahandra end up on opposite sides of a battle between two older women both claiming to be the first woman to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Jaye and Eric help Katya, who’s come all the way from Russia to get married to ”Peter”. The groom-to-be turns out to be 13.
When Eric’s estranged wife Heidi returns to Niagara Falls, Jaye is instructed by the muses to ”mend what was broken.” Afraid of losing Eric, Jaye turns to her brother for…
When the muses tell her to ”save him from her” Jaye becomes convinced that Eric’s life is in danger and begins investigating Heidi. Meanwhile, Jaye is coerced by her parents…
Highly intelligent and emotionally distant, Kirsten Clark has an aptitude for technology but never expected that she’d be hacking into the minds of the recently deceased.
Debbie, sad and lonely after Aunt Ginger leaves, steals a little boy from a birthday party. In classic Gallagher style, the family hatches a plan to return the toddler safe…
Rachel decides to start smoking in order to avoid missing important meetings with her boss. Meanwhile, Ben gets offered an audition for a soup commercial, and Joey auditions to be…
As Nell tries to settle into her new job, she gets increasingly annoyed by her latest ghost. Meanwhile, Edward works on a project that sparks Nell’s journalistic curiosity.
Neil Bremer starts his first day as mayor of Los Angeles, where he faces new challenges on the job and at home.
Victor goes to visit Simon and see what it looks like to be out in New York.
When Grace gets the lead in the school musical, Wade realizes that the teachers are giving her special treatment after he hears her sing. Also, Michelle and Ben persuade Delia…
When Zach sells Giztoob for big bucks, Kimmy celebrates! Jacqueline hustles to keep Tripp as a client, and Titus learns a secret about ”Cats.”
Bow’s mom, Alicia, visits the family for the first time since the loss of Bow’s dad, and she is still heavily grieving. Bow decides to throw a big luau-themed party…
The twins opt out of the family Halloween costume for fear it will hurt their social status in middle school. Dre and Bow take it upon themselves to protect them…
Dre reluctantly helps Junior plan Pops’ 65th birthday party and starts to see his dad’s past in a new light. Meanwhile, Bow decides to say “yes” to everything for a…
Young Alex gives away his most prized possession, a signed Michael Jordan rookie card, in an attempt to impress his crush, Nori. Also, mid-life Alex struggles to find the money…
Darryl encourages mid-life Alex to get back into the dating scene following his divorce. Young Alex has trouble making friends after his embarrassing moment at the school dance. Older Alex…
When Shannon asks VP Murray to be her godfather leading up to her confirmation, Eileen fears her own relationship with him might be moving too fast. Shannon’s big day also…
Kenny’s jealousy over Brett’s relationship with his best girl friend leads Kenny to realize he’s been a bad friend to Allison. Jimmy and Shannon start their own ridesharing company. Meanwhile,…
When Jimmy recruits a reluctant Kenny to join his wrestling team for a one-time match, a surprise victory gives him the confidence to join the team full time to become…
When Kenny, Jimmy and Shannon head back to school, Kenny decides to start the first LGBT club at St. Barklay’s in honor of National Coming Out Day. After only recruiting…
As the school prom approaches, Kenny tries to think of who the best guy would be to ask as his date. With time running out, Kenny and Jimmy try to…
Following the “coming out” confessions made by everyone in the O’Neal family, Eileen is desperate to control the situation and tries to make Kenny “un-gay.” Meanwhile, Kenny tries to find…
Based in Chicago, the O’Neals appear to be a seemingly picture perfect family, but their lives soon take an unexpected turn when surprising truths are revealed. Eileen is a mom…
Kimmy’s step-father and sister come to New York to see Kimmy on her 30th birthday. Dong and Logan get into a fight over Kimmy.
Emma goes home and Jordi is on the edge of doing something illegal.
Eliza and Henry spend the weekend at the Saperstein’s estate but with zero cell reception and a prospective promotion being dangled in front of them, both Henry and Eliza exhibit…
Mike and Annie’s awesome gift exchange hits a snag when Mike learns he has to anchor the news on Christmas Eve. Ian tries to keep the magic of Christmas alive…
Jack’s determined to save Liz’s relationship with Carol and Tracy shoots a commercial.
Liz tries to begin a relationship with a new tenant after accidentally receiving his mail. Meanwhile, Jack’s appearance causes Elisa’s grandmother to disapprove of the relationship, and Tracy has trouble…
Reese and Malcolm try to perform the ultimate Halloween prank.
When Reese realizes the Army is too much for him to handle, he deserts and dresses as an Afghani woman. But Lois is on a march to find him, and…
An academic competition faces the Krelboynes in an event Malcolm derides. Especially when he learns his teacher has a cheating plan. Also: a commitment to a formal dance ruffles Reese,…
Acting dumb like Reese eases Malcolm’s stress and lands him a date with the new light of his life, an attractive girl who’s really a dim bulb.
Malcolm, whose frenetic home life is a kind of zoo, begins the fourth season by accompanying his family to the real thing. A visit to the zoo offers close encounters…
After Hal is mistaken by his new boss, as that guy’s boss, Hal plays along. Malcolm is in a three-legged scavenger hunt with the girl he likes, but becomes upset…
Juicy guest casting and ingenious plotting enliven an hourlong episode that airs in the plum post-Super Bowl slot. One storyline unfolds at Hal’s company picnic, where Lois clashes with a…
Trouble finds Reese at his new fast-food job; a new Krelboyne tutors Malcolm; Hal and Lois sabotage Dewey’s plan to get a dog.
When Hal’s doctor discovers something suspicious during his routine check-up, Lois and Hal become frantic, nervous wrecks as they wait for the test results. As a result of her anticipation,…
Unfulfilled Lois joins a ladies’ book club, which is really a whining—and wining—session. Meanwhile, at home, Hal’s desperate to busy the boys.
It’s still summer-vacation time on the jaunty third-season opener, which finds Malcolm and his rowdy clan cruising on a lake in a houseboat with Stevie and his straitlaced parents, Abe…
Malcolm’s family and scores of others are forced to relocate to a school gym because of a toxic-chemical spill caused by a derailed train. Seems it ran over an old…
Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and several members of the freak show.
Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig’s cat is troublesome for Dewey.
Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl. With Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Erik Per…
Lois’s nightmare parents, Victor and Ida, come for a surprise visit and throw the family into turmoil not only with their mere presence, but by promising to pay for a…
Dewey starts carrying a purse to school. Francis’s friend Richie joins him at military school. Malcolm becomes a slave to an old woman in the neighborhood.
The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, since Craig does not want to give up the combination for the store’s safe. Francis tries to help…
A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery range. Francis sneaks home, but has…
Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal tries to catch a mysterious hot-rodder.
Hal, Loi, Malcolm and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating wager in ”Cool Hand Luke.” Malcolm becomes smitten…
Reese becomes so head-over-heels for a girl on the cheerleading squad that he actually decides to join. Dewey tries to convince Lois and Hal to buy him a new toy….
Malcolm is upset about having to dance in front of the school with the other Krelboynes, so he decides to ditch school. But when Hal convinces him that taking him…
After the kids blow up the store’s steam cleaner, and Dewey confesses to stealing a $150 bottle of cognac, Lois’s firing prompts household economizing to an extent that causes Malcolm…
Disasters abound at a gifted kids’ picnic, where stage acts bomb, families feud, and Malcolm’s dad Hal serves meat to vegetarians. Despite Malcolm’s best efforts — feigning sickness, planning to…
Francis goes AWOL from military school and comes home to get together with his ditzy girlfriend, so they can get away forever. She turns out to be a thief who…
Lois and Hal are spending the weekend at a family wedding, leaving Francis — home for a visit — in charge. When Malcolm overhears them discussing whether Francis has spent…
Perhaps the most original sitcom pilot in recent years, this first episode combines sharp writing with a hyperbolic camera style reminiscent of Parker Lewis Can’t Lose. Malcolm introduces us to…
On a romantic weekend getaway to ””reconnect”” with Graham, Patty reveals another side of her personality; Angela copes with a visit from Rayanne, who has good reason not to leave.
Brian’s life is a constant struggle over what he wants to express and the ramblings that escape from his mouth; everyone feels like the outsider at the ””World Happiness Dance””…
Barry Blye is a frustrated actor who will do anything to get a part. He’s been rejected by every acting company because he doesn’t have the right look. Bad luck…
Major Briggs has no memory of the place he was taken, but now has an odd tattoo on his neck. Andy and Dick break into Little Nicky’s files. Mike and…
Ben Horne asks Cooper for help in rescuing Audrey, and Donna uncovers a significant piece of evidence at Harold Smith’s home.