Homer’s Christmas bonus is canceled and the rainy-day funds are needed to pay for Bart’s tattoo removal.
Bart’s labeled a genius and sent to a school for the gifted.
Terrorized by the school bully, Bart seeks counsel from Grandpa Simpson, who takes him to a warfare expert for basic training.
Homer’s bowling-ball gift ”for Marge” prompts her to take up the sport–and maybe also a handsome instructor who offers to teach her ”many things.”
Homer takes Marge out for a romantic night, leaving the kids with a sitter–who’s profiled on ”America’s Most Armed and Dangerous.”
Bart fails four consecutive history exams and the school psychiatrist recommends that Bart repeat the fourth grade.
The Simpson kids hide in the family treehouse and tell each other spooky stories. The first regards haunted houses, the second introduces Kang and Kodos for the first time in…
Lisa makes a table centerpiece for the Thanksgiving dinner, which Bart accidentally destroys. After he is sent to his room by his parents, Bart angrily runs away from home and…
When the TV breaks, Marge and Homer entertain the kids with the story of how they first met.
When Grandpa’s new girlfriend at the Springfield Retirement Castle dies, he inherits her savings and must decide the best way to spend his windfall.
When Mr. Burns is saved by a transfusion of Bart’s blood, Homer expects a handsome reward but is outraged to receive only a simple thank-you note.
Bart suspects something rotten when Selma gets engaged to Sideshow Bob.
Homer sees a discount doctor for a coronary bypass.
Krusty’s Hollywood pals help when his show is canceled after a new star causes his ratings to plummet.
Homer sells his soul; Vampire Burns invites the Simpsons for dinner; Bart sees a gremlin damaging his school bus.
After reading the weepy best-seller The Bridges of Madison County, Marge sits down with the family and recalls romantic moments, along with temptations from her bowling instructor Jacques and Homer’s…
Krusty the Clown’s reckless spending forces him to open a clown college to keep afloat. New graduate Homer discovers the perks and perils of being Krusty.
Homer discovers that his mother is still alive, a former radical who is a fugitive from the law. When her old nemesis Burns spots her and tips off the FBI,…
Troy McClure hosts a behind-the-scenes look at the show, including clips of the series’ beginnings as shorts on ”The Tracy Ullman Show,” Simpsons trivia questions, and unaired scenes from popular…
The 13th Treehouse of Horror episode, consisting of three self-contained segments. Send in the Clones – Homer buys a hammock that can produce clones of himself. He creates numerous clones…
Ned Flanders’ head injury gives him the power to predict others’ deaths, Bart and Lisa play detective when a string of Victorian-era prostitutes are murdered by Jack the Ripper, and…
Bart ends up in a coma after attempting to jump from the roof to the swimming pool at Spinster Arms Apartments, while attending a hunting party at Burns Manor, Homer…
The 17th annual Halloween trilogy. Included: ”Married to the Blob,” in which a meteor turns Homer into a monster; ”You Gotta Know When to Golem,” about a monster from Jewish…
During a trip to ”Dizzneeland” the Simpsons board the wrong ride, Rocket To Your Doom, and are transported through the galaxy to Kang and Kodos’ home planet, where they are…
